CORRUPT A WISH!

This game is really simple. All you have to do is ruin the latest wish posted.

Example:
Player 1: I wish it would rain.
Player 2: Granted, but it's acid rain and you die a slow, painful death.

Player 2 would then make a wish and the next person would corrupt it.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS.

Now, corrupt it!

BTW, if you say something like:
I want a DS.

It will be skipped for it's technically not a wish and the next poster will post his/her/it's wish.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had all the volumes of the Dragon Ball manga.

Granted, but Kris fell and lit them on fire.

I wish I had my powers from my series.

Granted, but you get captured by scientists and you're forced to endure thousands of tests, and you die due to the massive strain.

I wish for a non-carnivorous fish.

Granted, but your fish is anorexic and dies.

I wish for a baby panda. :3

Granted, but it gets poached by some random guy that broke in your house.

I wish I knew why my brothers are demons.

Granted, but right after finding out, they attack you and drag you down to the Home for Infinite Losers with them.

I wish I didn't have trouble sleeping at night.

Granted, but you're in such a deep sleep that someone broke in and stole all of your Pikachu-related stuff.

I wish that I didn't get dragged into the Home for Infinite Losers.

Granted. You got dragged into a costume and have to be Barney the dinosaur instead.

I wish I could get all my Pika stuff back safe and sound. T_T

Granted, but you lose everything else instead.

I wish that I wasn't Barney the creepy dinosaur.

EDIT: Misread the wish, my bad.

Granted, but you now have a dinosaur fetish.
I wish for a Psyduck.

Granted, but the Bidoof are going to get you for betraying Magikarp.

I wish Ty had read my wish right when I said, "I wish I could get all my Pika stuff back safe and sound."

Granted, but the new corruption is far worse than the first one.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but you overworked yourself so much that you stressed yourself into a coma.

I wish I wish for a fish. ._.

Granted, but it's a shark, and it eats you.

I wish for all A's on my report card.

Granted, but A means your failing.

I wish for super powers. >=I

Granted, but everyone else gets better superpowers.

I wish this shirt didn't have all this metal, for going outside in a storm with this shirt makes me a walking lightning rod.

Granted, your naked. =D

I wish I had a gal-pal.

Granted, but your gal-pal is 500 pounds and never takes a shower

I wish for HENTAI!!!!!!!

OOC: LOL

Granted, but it's filled with nothing but men.

I wish I had the ability to work on my series.

Granted, but for some reason, anything you make is disliked by everyone.

I wish the next person to corrupt a wish would corrupt the wish for the good of the one having their wish corrupted instead of the bad.

Granted...Yeah...

I wish I understood that...

Granted. Your brain's fried after understanding it though. XD

I wish I had a mic so I could fandub right now.

Granted but everyone hates the fandub.

I wish... I knew what my wish was.

Granted, but you don't get another wish.

I wish the people would email me back so I can find out how much more I need to work on for my audition.