CORRUPT A WISH!

Granted, but you become to fit and you die.

I wish for Rarity to be real, and be mine.

Silvershadowmist wrote:Granted, but you become to fit and you die.

I wish for Rarity to be real, and be mine.

That... corruption doesn't make sense. XD

A better one would've been "Granted, but you jog to become fit, and while you were jogging, you got attacked by a honey badger and died."

Granted, but your rarity is common, so no one wants you. (Be clearer on the dang wish)

I wish people would make the effort to make sense with their stuff so the game would be both easier and more enjoyable to play.

Granted, but than I come outta nowhere. Also I meant he became to buff and his body gave up on him....And by Rarity I meant My Little Pony. :/

Silvershadowmist wrote:Granted, but than I come outta nowhere. Also I meant he became to buff and his body gave up on him....And by Rarity I meant My Little Pony. :/

First, fit =/= buff.

Secondly, I don't watch MLP.

Also, since you didn't post a wish, I'll post one.

I wish for better wishes and corruptions!

Granted but now it takes forever for everyone to post because it takes forever for people to think of what to wish for
I wish that YouTube Copyright just stops

Daniel wrote:Granted but now it takes forever for everyone to post because it takes forever for people to think of what to wish for
I wish that YouTube Copyright just stops

Granted, but it's because an Internet bill was passed that got rid of all our vids.

I wish that I could try the Vegan lifestyle just once to see if it is as beneficial as it sounds. Come at me bros.

Granted, but all of a sudden Global Warming becomes worse getting rid of water. Thus plants dying out.

I wish for a wish.

Silvershadowmist wrote:Granted, but all of a sudden Global Warming becomes worse getting rid of water. Thus plants dying out.

I wish for a wish.

Fun fact, global warming hasn't caused evaporation, it caused the melting of the polar ice caps, which... creates more water. :p

Anyway, granted, but it was the wish to die. Should have thought that one though. :p

I wish for world domination.

Granted but after you have taken over the world you get killed by someone while forceing them to do something for you
I wish that I was a better hacker as in Pokemon hacker

Granted, but you become so good, that we crown you king, and you fire us all.

I wish for poisoned pie. Mhm.

Granted, but you eat it and you die.

I wish for universal domination.

Granted, but everyone teams up and takes you down.

I wish for another wish to corrupt....Maybe mine..Hehe

Granted but that wish also gets corupted (Sorry that sucked but I'm at school right now
I wish to be Daniel

Granted, you are now Daniel White. Owait, that means you're infamous and people wanted you gone due to you assassinating someone. Tough break.

I wish for the inability to die.

Granted, though you see all your loved ones to die.

I wish for death.

Granted you are now dead and no one remembers you.
I wish that school was over already for the day

Granted, though you are most likely outta school right now, and have to go back to school to figure out you didn't need to go.

I wish for my Sprite Bottle to refill.

Granted, but it is refilled with acid.

I wish for... cake that isn't a lie.

Granted, but as soon as you eat the cake, you are poisoned by a symptom, making the cake a lie.

I wish for spiky hair. That can't hurt people.

Granted, but your spiky hair grants you the inability to rea- too late. *points at my wish and your corruption*

For the real corruption, granted, but it hurts you instead since it can't hurt people.

I wish for people to read the dang wishes before corrupting.

Granted, but people become so lazy to look at it, they stop completely.

I wish for another post/reply.

Granted, but it deals with nothing but plotting how to send you to Cuba... I mean... wat.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but as you say that, aliens attack us, and we can't fight. Since we burned/destroyed all weapons.

I wish I was a person. Not an alie- What what?

Granted, but you become a person nobody likes, so you were better off as an alien. ^D^

I wish that I had an omnitrix.

Granted, though aliens come after you and you don't know how to use the omnitrix.

I wish Pokemon was real.