CORRUPT A WISH!

Granted, but a cat eats it a day later.

I wish my hard drive wasn't on fire.

Granted, but it still dont work

I wish it was summer

Granted, but there is a massive heat wave that kills hundreds, including you.

I wish that my hard drive that is no longer on fire would work.

Granted but the hardrive works so well that it even out speeds the rest of your computer therefore rendering all the other components useelss

I wish I was mauled by a pokemon.

Granted, but you get mauled by a Magikarp, so you look like a wimp because of it.

I wish the rest of my components worked. XD

Granted but you still cant hack, your hacking programs dont work on your computer.

I wish more people watch my videos.

Granted, but the people that you get to watch your vids say only negative stuff about your series, and they troll you constantly.

I wish the hacking programs worked as well.

Granted but ur roms dont work
i wish for a fish

Granted, but it's a Quilfish and it accidentally poisons you with its Poison Sting attack.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but I will corrupt it again.

I wish to finish my second season by Easter.

granted but it really sucks i wish Andrews book goes well

Granted, but it sells so well that he decides to quit hacking and start writing books for a living. And since he made so much money off of his first book, he has thus became a target for petty thiefs.

I wish I had a good, uncorruptable wish.

granted, but all of us will be mad at you for not to be able to corrupt it and come to eat you.

I wish Japan did not get hit by a tsunami.

Granted. California got hit instead. (I wouldn't dare hurt the Japanese.)

I wish that my Wii was able to get wi-fi, no matter how laggy it is.

Granted however the signal is so low that once you get on the wifi it immediately logs you back off
in the end UMAD BRO

I wish my life was a futuristic final fantasy game and I was the protagonist =_=

Granted but you spend so much time annoying your enemies with the "=_=" emote that you die after five minutes.

I wish Jamal was funnier.

Granted, but he only learns one good joke.

I wish I got a damn locker for school today.

Granted. However, you get shoved into it and spend the next two days like that.

I wish that Dream World Ditto was released.

Granted, but you lose your Pokemon Black/White, so guess who can't get that DW Ditto? :p

I wish that I can get some sleep tonight.

Granted. But you only get three minutes of sleep.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

granted but it will just be bad from us
i wish a new ngh member comes

Granted but you will have to wait a long time.

I wish I wasn't annoying. ;_;

granted but everone goes insane with u not annoying and they kill u
i wish i was a good hacker

Granted but at this point there aren't anymore hackers.

I wish Kelsey wouldn't get so mad so easily.

Granted. But the next time he does get mad, It causes a nuclear explosion that wipes out everything within a 2000 mile radius.

I wish that I could play the piano.