CORRUPT A WISH!

Shad wrote:Granted, but a monkey is played every five seconds of a video

I wish I could dance like a beast.

Granted, but at midnight you became a real beast.

I wish that Casey Anthonys daughter would come back to life D:

Granted, but someone else important dies.

I wish for Blaze to keep us up to date more.

Granted, but Blaze decides to only update on when he has taken a dump. with live video feed.

I wish i could hi-five the sun.

Granted, but since the sun is probably one of the hottest things in the universe (aside from me, ZING~), you melt before your hand can touch the sun. Now I should mention that you melt after dying. Outer space has no air, so you suffocate. You should've wished for a space suit sa well.

I wish for Austin's DBZ what-if idea was one of pure epicness.

Granted, but I don't know if it's been accepted yet.

I wish for people to use logic more. You know who you are.

Granted, but they have chosen to use not so rational logic instead of the logic you would prefer.

I wish that Austin's (epic) idea would get accepted.

Granted, but we don't know how long it'll take. =/

I wish everyone who isn't a jerk or a noob could go SSJ, and not use it for destruction.

Granted but that means noone can go SSJ

I wish I knew what Austins What if Idea was

(seriusly though is this a topic or soemthing betweeen the two of you)

TheProjectCore wrote:Granted but that means noone can go SSJ

I wish I knew what Austins What if Idea was

(seriusly though is this a topic or soemthing betweeen the two of you)

Granted, But you died learning the truth.

I wish for more pie :3

Granted, but it is Pooberry pie.

I wish the PGH and all of its stupidity never existed.

tyking1224 wrote:Granted, but it is Pooberry pie.

I wish the PGH and all of its stupidity never existed.

Granted, but then a new n0b hacker group formed.

I wish that I could fly..

Granted, but you fly into a plane. Guess who is smushed up against a windshield?

I wish n00bs (you know who you are) would quit trying to make hacker groups until AFTER they get better at hacking... and stuff.

Granted, but the no0bs become even better than all other hackers and kill them.

I wish i had more subscribers

TheDudyrama wrote:Granted, but the no0bs become even better than all other hackers and kill them.

I wish i had more subscribers

Wait, they kill them? God, now I see how they get better, they eliminate the competition. XD

Granted, but those subs are from those box subs, so those subs don't watch your series. :/

I wish for a cantaloupe.

tyking1224 wrote:

TheDudyrama wrote:Granted, but the no0bs become even better than all other hackers and kill them.

I wish i had more subscribers

Wait, they kill them? God, now I see how they get better, they eliminate the competition. XD

Granted, but those subs are from those box subs, so those subs don't watch your series. :/

I wish for a cantaloupe.

Granted, but when you ate it, It gave you Salmonella.

I wish that I could be a dragon! O:<

Granted, you are now Shenron, the DBZ Earth Dragon who can only grant wishes for others.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but then you try to make a wish and you face the humility of getting it corrupted.

I wish i had a basketball.

Gtanted but u played basketball on spiky ground... i hope you know where thats going.

I wish that n00b hackers didnt kill the SPECTACULAR hackers cause thad suck

Granted, the n00b hackers chose to do a mass suicide. The newbies live, since they aren't n00bs, but certain hackers are gone. Wait, wasn't I supposed to corrupt this wish?

I wish for a wish about a wish that dealt with a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, the genie had no idea what u were talking about and made danieltoday move in with you.

I wish for less work

TheProjectCore wrote:Granted, the genie had no idea what u were talking about and made danieltoday move in with you.

I wish for less work

That last part made no sense, but it would be hell all the same.

Granted, it is now less work to breathe.

I wish that I knew what to do with my life.

Granted but now that you know what to do, you dont want to do it.

i wish for an unlimited supply of uncorrupted wishes!

Granted, but as with pollution and groundwater, your wish supply has been tainted, and it will take a long time to get rid of the corruption. XD

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted but an hobo takes it and runs away. Then he eatts it.

I wish i had control over time

Granted, but you mess with time so much you create an alternate timeline in itself, you try to prevent yourself from wishing for that wish, but thus you mess up the timeline again since you meet yourself, causing a time paradox, moving you from this timeline... try to comprehend that.

I wish, yet again, that these corruptions would make sense, and once again, be good.