CORRUPT A WISH!

Granted, but you begin to die due to overworking yourself.

I wish for no fear of Slenderman.

Granted, but you now fear Fatman, and he is easier to see.

I wish that I could go to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE and then colonize MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS.

Granted, but Mars turns to dust due to the amount of weight the colonies hold.

I wish for a wish to make so that I can make a wish while I make a wish.

Granted but it still gets corrupted
I wish the PHC had alot of fans

Granted, but they get overly butthurt when an episode of a hack isn't uploaded, so they flame everyone for as long as they live.

I wish for *censored* so I can *censored* before the *censored* ends.

Granted, but you didn't last long.

I wish that Fisal went to a boarding school for all boys.

Granted, but then he wished that you got sent to a boarding school full of people the same gender as you... yes, he meant girls. ;F

I wish for a genie so I can get three non-corruptible wishes.

Granted, but you didn't wish for uncorruptable wishes, too, so, the wishes became corrupted.

I wish for Melvin the fish to let me visit him in prison.

Granted, you meet the notorious gangster Melvin the Fish, who is a notorious card shark who ruled the seas through gambling. He'll give you a "private" tour of the prison.

I wish that I could smack someone.

Granted, but you broke your hand smacking them.

I wish that I had a plasma screen TV.

Granted, but I broke it while breaking my hand. ;F

I wish my hand was fixed.

Granted, but the surgery to fix it ended up amputating it.

I wish for an indestructible 3DS.

Granted, but then it got glued shut, and when you tried to poor hot water on it, the water short circuited it. Being indestructible means nothing if the insides have issues. ;F

I wish that my arms were tentacles instead.

Sasab wrote:Granted, but you must forever watch Ty and Jynx have sex every night for the rest of your life.
I wish for a

Just had this pointed out to me by Ink, lol.

No explicit references to sexual activity. This is your first warning.

HitoshirezuJamal wrote:

Sasab wrote:Granted, but you must forever watch Ty and Jynx have sex every night for the rest of your life.
I wish for a

Just had this pointed out to me by Ink, lol.

No explicit references to sexual activity. This is your first warning.

Oops sorry Jamal, my bad. Now onto the game.

Granted but then bad tentacle things happen to you... Yes.. I mean they finish all the chips in the cabinet! (What were you thinking?)
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted and allows me to not be corrupted by any other person who trys to corrupt me and instead corrupts themselves... instead.... corruptception.

Granted, but then someone will wish that that wish was negated.

I wish Sasab's last wish was negated. c:

Granted but he just wishes for it again
I wish for a hat

Granted, but it was a hat made of lava.

I wish for a wish that I can wish so that I can think of a wish while I wish while I make a wish.

Granted but Ty Corrupts it somehow
I wish for a amazing sprite

Granted, but you trip and your sprite spills.

I wish that I could travel through time.

Granted, but you were taken to spaaaaaaaaace~!

I wish for this wish to not come true. But if this wish were to come true.. then I shall make it a wish I wish that couldn't be wished in which was wished when I wished, wish. :3

(...My head hurts from that..)

Granted, but since that wish didn't come true, a different wish did. Your cats got cooked in the microwave by Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

I wish for something that is actually nothing but is still something.

Granted but it is hate which makes you hated
I wish to be able to get my Drama Essay (Which I haven't even started) to be finished by Monday

Granted, but by the time you finished it you became a DRAMA-tic person... heh corny jokes FTW
I wish for a wish that can be wished upon at anytime without wishing really so that no wish can be corrupted that is wished by me.... from a wishing well.

Granted, but it takes 5 days to go into effect. Why is this a corruption, you may ask? The wishing well was destroyed in 4.

I wish for epic theme music.