CORRUPT A WISH!

Granted, but you lose all of your fingers.

I wish there was a "hacker college" where every hacker would go to and everyone gets to meet eachother and such.

Granted but everyone starts to hate and fight each other.

I wish NON-Killer Pokemon existed

Granted, but since it can't kill, it can't stop anyone hunting it, and it becomes extinct due to overhunting.

I wish for a fish named Paul who can grant a wish.

Granted, but he doesn't understand human speech.

I wish that Jacob was Da Bess.

Granted, but Meta Knight kills him out of jealousy. Sorry Jacob. D:

I wish that I did have a fish that could grant a wish that understands English.

Granted. But he's disobedient and never grants your wishes.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but the source that grants your wishes is also disobedient. What's worse is that he chooses to do the exact opposite of what you wish for. Please don't wish for the chance to become an immortal.

I wish that that fish that grants a wish could be obedient.

Granted but hes eaten by wolves

I wish I had a real Pikachu, that could fight, but dosnt hurt me

Granted, but the it gets killed the instant you get it.

I wish for a volcano.

liekmudkipz111 wrote:Granted, but the it gets killed the instant you get it.

I wish for a volcano.

Never mind. I'm the idiot that misread Core's wish... and thought that the corruption applied to my wish.

Granted, but the volcano erupts and you melt to death, thanks to the lava.

I wish I knew what it would be like if Pokemon were real.

Granted but the Pokemon dont like you and kill you

I wish that Narufreak2's computer would get fixed

Granted, but now it runs Mac OS.

I wish for nothing.

TheProjectCore wrote:Granted but the Pokemon dont like you and kill you

I wish that Narufreak2's computer would get fixed

That corruption makes no sense. :/

I said I wish I knew what it would be like if pokemon were real. I didn't wish for pokemon to be real. :p

@liekmudkipz111

Granted, but the genie that could grant your wishes decided to give you something... something terrible. Congrats, your TV only shows Barney the dinosaur reruns.

I wish for some KFC.

Granted but the KFC is posionous

I wish for Pokemon Black that I bought with my own money

Granted, but you stole that money.

I wish for the end of the world.

Granted but you die

I wish the world was safe

Granted, but Godzilla destroys it again.

I wish I could go to the restroom in peace for once.

granted but the restroom has a dead body in it.

i wish genies didn make wishes backfire

Granted. But there will be no pie.

I wish that the genie in question was Thundrus.

Granted but he kills you for making dumb wishes

I wish for 1 penny

Granted, but nobody uses pennies anymore.

I wish that the Genie was Landorus!

granted but Samurott kills him

I wish that hackers get paid for waht they do

Granted, but now our videos are covered in advertisements.

I wish that the genie was Tornadus!

Granted but Torandus gets sued by the genie counsel and has to quit.

I wish that the cure for cancer was found.

Granted, but the world gets put in an "I am Legend" scenario.

I wish for a cookie.