CORRUPT A WISH!

Granted, but you die the next day because you never bothered to look at tomorrow.

I wish I could be Batman!

Granted, but you were murdered in an ambush in the batcave.

I wish we had another month of summer.

Granted, April is now a summer month.

I wish for a tree.

Granted. It grows inside your stomach.

I wish I could go inside Video Games.

Granted, but you get stuck in Sonic 2006.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.

Granted, but you go insane waiting for something bad to happen.

I wish that I had a pet dinosaur.

Granted, but you lose your arm when you chose to play fetch with your pet T-Rex.

I wish for cake.

Granted, but it's filled with explosives.

I wish that I was rich.

Granted, you're rich in the Maple Story video game. What you didn't know was that Maple Story is getting hacked, so your account got hacked and you lost all your money.

I wish that I was a fish.

Granted, but you get fished out and get eaten.

I wish for an infinite supply of bananas.

Granted, but then Donkey Kong comes out of nowhere and kills you for stealing his bananas.

I wish that the comp wasn't gonna get messed up today.

Granted, but it ended up breaking tomorrow.

I wish for a parrot named Kevin.

Granted, but Pierre Kevin meets a girl parrot and flys away to the South for the winter...

I wish that the SSb Crusade tourney has a lot of competitors

Granted, but while the first tournament is a major success, future tournaments are won by the same person who the first one every time, making results predictable and causing many players to quit.

I wish that the forum chatbox was used more.

Granted, it's used for cybering.

I wish for a monkey to do my bidding.

Granted, but the monkey slaps you whenever you say something.

I wish someone would play SSBC with me....

Granted but they beat the **** out of you
I wish Jamal had better grammar

Granted, but your grammar becomes worse.
I wish there was no more world hunger. (Try ruining this )

Granted, but now everyone is fat.

I wish that SSBC Online Mode would work for me. :/

Granted, but you can never play games ever again.
I wish for donuts.

Granted, but the donuts are filled with a special type of white liquid... yes, I mean super glue.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, though all your favorite items disappear.
I wish for a clock. A man-eating clock.

Granted, but it eats you.
I wish for the power to deflect all bad luck that happens to me when I make a wish

Granted, but you attract all bad luck that isn't attributed to wish. That meteor should land on your house in a couple of minutes.

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but you get "The Cutie Mark Crusaders"
I wish for faster internet when playing SSBC